Attention all crewmen... engines ahead full, all hands report to battle stations, prepare forward torpedoes one and two! This is the Captain speaking!!! Nurse O'Brien and I are holding the cover of issue #2 in our hands. We have engaged our competitors with issue #1 and defeated them soundly. With your help we can achieve even greater success with issue #2. That is all crewman... go about your business... remember your loyalties.... God speed Gentleman.... ( ahem ) and Lady.
